去您的巴西

新版序：他媽的巴西！ 沈友友 ....................................................1
新版序：縱浪大化里 朱靖江 ........................................................6
2007年版序：感謝上帝，他去過(guò)上帝之城 尹麗川 ...................9
2007年版序：巴西的楚門(mén)和中國(guó)的教授 子非魚(yú) .......................11
 
I
里約，里約
 
假如巴西欺騙了俺 .............................................................................15
自行車(chē)、芒果和知了 .........................................................................21
巴西：煙民的地獄 ............................................................................23
中國(guó)商人和日本菜農(nóng) .........................................................................26
嘩啦啦啦啦啦啦下雨了 .....................................................................29
夜間三部曲 .........................................................................................32
學(xué)生運(yùn)動(dòng)領(lǐng)袖 .....................................................................................35
倒霉的新生 .........................................................................................38
擁吻的尷尬 .........................................................................................40
古城比利納波利斯 .............................................................................43
哥倫巴瀑布 .........................................................................................46
巴西高原上的嬉皮大本營(yíng) .................................................................48
里約，里約 .........................................................................................51
虛擬美女也狂歡 .................................................................................59
小小福斯卡 .........................................................................................62
狂歡節(jié)：巴西利亞套中人 ................................................................65
金榜題名時(shí)，雞蛋落滿身 .................................................................68
復(fù)活節(jié)彩蛋 .........................................................................................71
跳“扶火” ...........................................................................................74
Poço Azul：藍(lán)池瀑布 .......................................................................76
臀大為美 .............................................................................................79
瑪麗亞·卡索里娜 .............................................................................81
6月12日：巴西情人節(jié) ...................................................................83
農(nóng)民節(jié)與“鼓我雄牛”傳統(tǒng) .............................................................85
都市怪獸圣保羅 .................................................................................87
百州節(jié) .................................................................................................91
革命歷史博物農(nóng)莊 .............................................................................94
薩爾瓦多 .............................................................................................96
巴拉奇海灘 .........................................................................................106
基督山上的中國(guó)游客 .........................................................................113
從來(lái)不存錢(qián)的巴西人 .........................................................................116
作為城鄉(xiāng)打工紐帶的巴西利亞地鐵 .................................................118
鈴聲飄飄天使到 .................................................................................121
 
II
我的巴西廚房
 
馬黛茶 .................................................................................................125
鱷梨 .....................................................................................................128
我的巴西廚房 .....................................................................................131
豆飯 .....................................................................................................134
“大豬頭”烤肉 ...................................................................................137
公斤飯 .................................................................................................140
我為西番蓮狂 .....................................................................................143
洽洽香之海外版 .................................................................................145
買(mǎi)活魚(yú)記 .............................................................................................147
瓜拉納 .................................................................................................149
美味果王阿薩伊 .................................................................................151
四川火鍋巴西大戰(zhàn)法國(guó)火鍋 .............................................................153
蔬菜蔬菜我愛(ài)你 .................................................................................156
街邊的肉串 .........................................................................................158
人民的芒果人民吃 .............................................................................160
 
III
“別裝了，我們都知道你是巴西人”
 
馬爾庫(kù)斯和他的朋友們 .....................................................................165
我附近的兩家華人 .............................................................................169
古斯塔沃·達(dá)·里尼阿 .....................................................................172
我的學(xué)生們 .........................................................................................175
可愛(ài)的古巴老科學(xué)家 .........................................................................180
有女同室是獸醫(yī) .................................................................................183
尤百圖的漢語(yǔ)夢(mèng) .................................................................................186
維諾尼卡的艱辛生活 .........................................................................189
特級(jí)川廚在巴西 .................................................................................192
樹(shù)教授和謊話節(jié) .................................................................................195
“怪獸叔叔”教授 ...............................................................................198
與電腦盲共事 .....................................................................................201
我在巴西的“新疆學(xué)生” ...................................................................204
烏拉圭老頭重現(xiàn)江湖 .........................................................................207
別了，魯文和阿賽拉 .........................................................................209
“小問(wèn)號(hào)”霍德里格 ...........................................................................211
“別裝了，我們都知道你是巴西人” .................................................213
手舞足蹈的黑哥們兒 .........................................................................215
我的室友“苦菜花” ...........................................................................217
“霍德羅·肖德羅” .............................................................................219
八指神徒 .............................................................................................221
熱心的“三點(diǎn)” ...................................................................................223
十三不靠譜 .........................................................................................225
“追女狂”保羅 ...................................................................................228
我的超強(qiáng)糾錯(cuò)學(xué)生沈友友 .................................................................230
 
IV
深入黑窟“上帝之城”
 
罷工、兇殺和鄰國(guó)的動(dòng)亂 .................................................................235
Made in China .....................................................................................238
絕望的周末 .........................................................................................241
喜劇性車(chē)禍 .........................................................................................244
遍地音樂(lè)解煩憂 .................................................................................247
迷惘夜車(chē) .............................................................................................250
高原夜驚魂 .........................................................................................253
未婚媽媽知多少 .................................................................................256
騎車(chē)去機(jī)場(chǎng) .........................................................................................259
“警察也是人，警察也罷工” .............................................................262
獅子和炸彈 .........................................................................................265
學(xué)生如貓，老師如鼠 .........................................................................267
巴西學(xué)生是怎樣學(xué)“好”漢語(yǔ)的 .....................................................270
作為成人禮的十五周歲派對(duì) .............................................................272
酒鬼和火雞 .........................................................................................275
小小丫頭心思怪 .................................................................................277
巴西人都是活雷鋒 .............................................................................280
“殺人公路”遇險(xiǎn)記 ...........................................................................283
漢語(yǔ)課驚現(xiàn)走火槍 .............................................................................286
課堂奇遇之茫然軍士篇 .....................................................................288
課堂奇遇之“一家樂(lè)”篇 .................................................................290
恐怖的昆蟲(chóng) .........................................................................................292
急死人不賠命 .....................................................................................294
莎翁名劇讓里約黑幫休戰(zhàn) .................................................................296
生活在毒販陰影中的警察們 .............................................................298
里約犯人考大學(xué) .................................................................................300
青木瓜之籽 .........................................................................................302
在黑社會(huì)保護(hù)下的桑巴舞校之行 .....................................................304
深入黑窟“上帝之城” .......................................................................307
電影工讀學(xué)校 .....................................................................................314
“胸罩”航空公司 ...............................................................................317
俺終于趕上罷工了！ .........................................................................320
不識(shí)巴西好人心 .................................................................................322
我與巴西自行車(chē)的淵源 .....................................................................324
與德里達(dá)無(wú)關(guān) .....................................................................................326
與德里達(dá)有關(guān) .....................................................................................328
魔鬼公寓 .............................................................................................330
蟑螂殺手的誕生 .................................................................................332
真命月老 .............................................................................................334
“中國(guó)人的耐心” .................................................................................337
好色阿婆何其多 .................................................................................339
請(qǐng)黑幫老師擦板 .................................................................................342
作為社會(huì)生活關(guān)鍵詞的faxineira .....................................................344
大富之家的平安夜 .............................................................................347
巴西國(guó)會(huì)討債記 .................................................................................350
以“發(fā)飆”之名 .................................................................................354
一場(chǎng)虛驚過(guò)海關(guān) .................................................................................356
阿嚏……巴西…… .............................................................................359
 
V
關(guān)于伊巴奈瑪女孩的一切
 
巴西的書(shū)店：高價(jià)不勝寒 ................................................................363
老詩(shī)人的新鮮show ...........................................................................366
阿根廷人到底惹了誰(shuí)？ .....................................................................369
屙椰子 .................................................................................................372
巴西詩(shī)歌不免費(fèi) .................................................................................374
關(guān)于伊巴奈瑪女孩的一切 .................................................................377
奧斯卡·尼邁耶從業(yè)70周年建筑作品回顧展 ...............................381
作為裝飾圖案的漢字 .........................................................................385
黑人武術(shù)卡普埃拉 .............................................................................388
J．博爾伊斯及其木版畫(huà) ...................................................................390
卡洛斯·特魯蒙德和他著名的石頭 .................................................394
“政治不正確”導(dǎo)致豪華餐廳倒閉 ...................................................397
巴西利亞大學(xué)“黑旋風(fēng)” ...................................................................400
無(wú)地農(nóng)民運(yùn)動(dòng)與“紅色四月” ...........................................................403
越獄之都圣保羅 .................................................................................406
巴西：熱帶中國(guó) ................................................................................408
日本移民巴西96周年 .......................................................................411
卡普埃拉的歷史 .................................................................................413
張大千和“八德園” ...........................................................................415
離婚：家庭的增殖 ............................................................................417
花里胡哨的選舉文化 .........................................................................420
“綁定愛(ài)情”巫術(shù) ...............................................................................423
比爾是如何在巴西被殺死的 .............................................................425
巴西人眼中的葡萄牙人 .....................................................................428
作為文化部長(zhǎng)的憤怒音樂(lè)家伊爾伯托·伊爾 .................................430
誰(shuí)需要保羅·科埃略？ ....................................................................433
草木飾品知識(shí)分子 .............................................................................439
巴西流行文化教父加埃塔諾·維羅索 .............................................441
 
VI
重返巴西
 
塞拉隆彩梯 .........................................................................................447
別了，修安琪 .....................................................................................452
“釋放盧拉” .........................................................................................456
2007年版后記 ....................................................................................459
2012年版后記 ....................................................................................463
新版后記：去巴西待著吧 ................................................................467